Dora, Dora, DORA!!

She has stolen my little boys heart. Her sweet little accent and big brown eyes have put him in a trance I can not break. Nothing in the world is better than this spanish beauty in his eyes.

I hate her and her little monkey too!

The Biggest Loser

Okay, so I'm late, I had The Biggest Loser on my DVR and I just watched it. Hello!! How much does Amy rock?? She looks absolutley amazing, I am jealous beyond belief!!

I really think about what food I would put in my case like they do, you know, your trigger foods. Well, I think I have it fugured out.

Raj's Chicken from Bombay House (make it HOT)
Garlic Naan
Nachos
Beer
Wine (can I have some more Merlot?)
Sugar Cookies
Cupcakes
Cheesecake
Bacon Cheeseburger from Crown Burger
French Fries with Fry Sauce
Bacon, Egg and Cheese Breakfast Burrito from Betos

Ummmm, I am sure there is plenty more to put up there, but for now, that will do!!
Why am I fat, huh, I have NO IDEA!!

Fuck you J.B., FUCK YOU!!

J.B. is the initials we will call my home builder.

You guys are:

Assholes
Liars
Pieces of Shit

See also:

Fuck Faces
Clueless
Ignorant

You have caused me:

Headaches
Ulcers
Panic Attacks
Crying Fits
Weight Gain
Hair Loss
Depression

I want our fucking house done YESTERDAY!!

What the Hell Man??

I feel like shit today, do you hear me? S-H-I-T!! I don't know if it is the 2 hours of sleep, the finger I should get stitches in but refuse to, the 40 oz. of Rockstar beverage I have consumed or the salad I just ate. What the *F* man!!

On a lighter note, my darling perfect husband will be running yet another marathon this weekend, so do you know what that means?? That's right, I get to be the cheerleader. Rah, rah, rah!! Yah, I suck, so what, shut the hell up!

So this time we are going to Denver. I have been to Denver only once before, and that was to see The Cure. (I bet you would have never guessed, right??) The only things I really remember about the city was it reminded me a lot of Salt lake, only bigger and I got my first speeding ticket there. I even have a picture of me with the bastard cop who pulled me over. Oh, and the other thing I remember is the horrible plane ride on the way back home. My dear friend Kim was a real trooper to put up with me for that one. And the poor guy next to me, oh man. My nails were embedded in his thighs, and not in a sexual or arousing way. It was a pure, "Oh fuck, we are going to die" kind of way. He didn't seem to mind though. Why would he, I was a chick who was giving his upper thigh area some much needed attention. Right on, score for him right?? Oh, I almost forgot the worst part. When the plane finally landed in Salt Lake everyone sitting around me got up and started clapping saying, "We made it!!" To them I say blow me, I thought for sure we were going down and I was panicking!!

This time will no doubt be a super rad time. For starters, we will be there longer, Friday until Monday. Second, if I get scared on the plane I can dig my nails into my husbands thighs, and that is just plain ass HOT!! I am going to dress up like a pirate to cheer him on. Well, it is more like I will be wearing a pirate hat with a see through black shirt showing off my amazing new cleavage I have thanks to my new bra!! It is all an optical illusion my friends-just an illusion. (but a mighty impressive one at that!!)

Did I mention I have had 40 oz. of Rock Star today??

Ciao!!

Weigh In Day

Yesterday was my W.W. weigh in. I am down 2 pounds. Ahhh, it is hard not to get frustrated with it, but hey, 2 pounds down is better than 2 pounds up!!

Pounds Lost: -2
Total Loss: -7.2

New Favorite Song

Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

Dang, I need to hurry and lose 50 pounds so I get me an iPod!! I could always use Gabe's or Addie's, but I want my OWN!!! Daaaaaaang!!