Addie in Pink

She looks like a little pink cupcake, I want to lick her skull.

Blasted Big Feet!!

Look at the fucking awesome boots I could be sporting if it weren't for these big ass feet of mine!! Listen to me girls, if anyone of you so much as buy a fucking pair of these and wear them in my sight-just to make me jealous, I will kill you. You will go down sister.....I mean for reals.....just try me!

Thanks for the link June, love ya!!

Birthday Shout Outs

I'm sorry, I forgot to give some loved ones a Birthday Shout Out-

Melissa, I have neglected you once again, and now it was on an all important day, your special day Melissa, your birthday. I am a pretty shitty friend, I apologize. I hope you had a great time, got drunk, got laid, whatever it is you were hoping for, I hope you got it.

Gabey Baby, love of my life. I hope you had a great birthday, even though your loving wife has yet to purchase you a gift. I mean, you went ahead and bought me a house, the least I can do is fork over a couple bucks and buy you a fucking birthday present, right?? I am glad you are finally as old as me. Maybe now you will ease off on the old lady jokes, at least for a while!

Love ya both!

Tequila Night

Gabe and I had our first official 'Tequila Night' in the new crib. All I can say is, "Dang sista', I am getting old!!"

Our tradition of buying a $50.00 bottle of tequila and slammin' shots until we are drunken fools is not as easy as it was even a year ago. We wound up this morning laying in bed naked, not having any idea of what happened the previous night. We both felt sick, and it wasn't until Gabe threw up that he started to feel better.

I guess I should stick to good ol' Merlot. I may still wake up naked, but I have a better recollection of what got me that way!

I WANT THEM!!!!

Meet my new obsession.... I want to lick them, I want to have sex in them, I want to make love TO them, I WANT THEM, I WANT THEM, I WANT THEM!!! I swear to you, I will never get over my Dr. Martens' fetish. It may be so 90's to you, but long live the 90's I say.

I actually wanted to get married in a pair of Dr. Martens' They were silver glitter 8 holes and the were perfect!! My Mom said she would disown me if I did, so do you know what I ended up wearing?? Ballet slippers! Do I look like a girl who should be wearing fucking ballet slippers??? I think not!!

Favorite Pictures

Here are two of my favorite recent pictures-



First, we will label this one, 'Merlot' Everyone who knows me, knows I love Merlot!!





This one we will label 'Boobs' God, I seriously love my new bra. I look like some amateur porn star stuck in traffic taking pictures of her boobs.....oh......wait a minute....hmmmm....never mind!!

And to all those ladies out there saying, "Heather, what is the big deal, my boobs are big without the help of an amazing new bra" I say, BITE ME!! I am just starting to learn the power of boobs, as mine have always been hidden under dark heavy clothing.

Yah Boobs!!

Urban Meyer Rocks!!

Man do I miss Urban Meyer! Watching the Utes while he was our head coach was amazing. Gabe actually got to go to the Utes/BYU game while he was coach. What a game, I was totally jealous. In two years, he led us to an undefeated season and a victory at the Fiesta Bowl. It was right before the Fiesta Bowl that Florida announced that they had made him an offer, and he accepted. How could you deny that right? Hmmmm, you can stay in UTAH and coach, or go to a major University and coach in Florida, what a tough decision, it must have been so hard for him....

Do you know what would be rad? If he decided to go pro and coach for the Vikings!! Good god, the Vikes would make it to the Superbowl fo' sho'!! Superbowl, fuck the superbowl, I would be excited if they made it to the playoffs!!

But none the less, Urban Meyer ROCKS!! And how cool is his name? Who gives birth and looks at this tiny little human and says, "I am going to name him Urban" I like it, it is unique beyond belief.

Let the healing begin!

I've got your current home owner right here!

That's right, as of 10:00 a.m., Gabe and I closed on our house. I never thought this day was going to come. We had problems, right up until yesterday when they were trying to get out of paying $4,000.00 toward closing that they agreed to. I am writing a novel of all the things that went wrong with this process, but for some reason, today it doesn't seem to matter. We can start getting our lives back in order, and move forward.

I want to thank everyone for their constant support. Without you guys allowing me to bitch and vent my frustrations, I do not know where I would be. It is so great to know that I am fortunate enough to have such awesome people in my life, you truly rock, each and everyone of you!

As my cousin Katie said, "No house building in 2007...NONE!!"

New Years Resolutions

Here we go again, another year to reflect upon, and resolutions to make for the new year.

First off, I would like to talk about the things I did wrong in 2006.

1- Deciding to build a house. Everyone who knows me is sick of hearing about our house problems, as am I. I am chalking it up to the worst decision I have made. Not just for 2006, but for the entire 31 years I have wondered this Earth. I guess the only consolation is it is just about over, and I can start focusing on my family and getting us back to a normal routine. I know that one day we will look back on this situation and just shake our heads in disbelief. I love our new house, I love that it fits us and that we are going to have awesome memories there.

2- Diet and Exercise. You know, the two most important things to ensure a healthier lifestyle? Well, this year I sucked. I didn't just suck a little, we are talking about full on lock jaw sucking here! It seems so simple, doesn't it? Diet and exercise, eat better, move your body a little. Then why can't I JUST DO IT!!!

3- Lost various items. This one will continue to be on the list year after year. Gabe, I know it is the only flaw you find in me, but dang, what a doozie eh? We won't dwell on this too long, as even I could not possibly remember all the times I lost or left a wallet, cell phone, purse or keys somewhere. Let's hope this year proves to be better.

4- Discovery of certain food items.

Cake Batter Ice Cream from Coldstone
Beto's Breakfast Burritos
Sweet Potato Fries
Diet Pepsi Jazz/Strawberries and Cream and Black Cherry Vanilla

I am sure there are others, but those were the most memorable

My 2007 New Years Resolutions

1- Drink more alcohol. I need to bring up my tolerance level while exploring new beverages that give me a happy feeling.

2- Talk less about my sex life. It only brings others down, and sometimes I feel like I am bragging.

3- Travel more. This one may be hard to make, as our travel budget is pretty much nothing thanks to the new house, but none the less, something I would like to do.

4- Diet and Exercise. Let the cliches live on.

Well, there you have it! 2007 should be a rad ass time.