I was sodomized by my bike seat this weekend. Not even my nice padded riding shorts could help with the rock hard seat on my new road bike. Every little crack in pavement sent pain so irritating, that every time I went over a lovely bump I cringed.
I did slide off my seat when going of a curb once, because the thought of that was just too much. Little to my surprise, I just got a nice jab to the ol' hot pocket by the bike frame.
I will be buying a padded seat pronto, I don't care how silly it looks. I might even stitch a god damn couch cushion right to my ass.
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