So what!!

I hate it when people from Utah are on a Reality TV show! The local TV stations just eat it up and somehow their progress on any show takes priority over real issues like war, local tragedies or bastard politicians trying to fuck up our country.

I believe it all started with the Mormon chick from Real World New Orleans. I do not even remember her name, but I remember what horror it was that she shared a room with other male roommates. Oh, the immorality that must have gone on! She really disgraced her church and was kicked out of BYU. Hey honey, they did you a favor. They can not handle it when you young kids experience any kind of culture outside their own little quilting circle.

The next one I remember was Carmen Rasmussen. She was on American Idol when Clay Aiken was. I remember watching it just hoping she would be kicked off. Now they always have her at special events like Independence Day or Christmas gatherings. 'We have Utah's Idol here, Miss Carmen Rasmussen'....applause....cheer....worship her....Her wholesomeness makes me want to vomit!

Hmmm, we had Sean the CEO of Love Sac that won some millionaire show. We actually do their payroll, so we have a social tie there, but nonetheless, top news headline, 'Mormon Boy from Utah wins Millions!'

And most recently, we had Heather from the Biggest Loser. She was a real bitch. She is also one of our clients, but seriously, WHAT A BITCH!! Now I can say this, being a big girl and all, but every time they showed her get on the scale, I would laugh at her belly button and make a comment about how it made me want to go golfing. Actually, I stole that from Gabe, but it made me laugh every time!! But my favorite part of the whole thing was at the show finale, she shows up PREGNANT!! How typical, Mormon's like to replenish the species, ya' know? You did your church leaders proud Heather by showing the world just how fertile you are, God is really giving you extra points for that one! I personally think it was a cop-out. She knew she wasn't going to win, she really didn't show too much interest in the whole thing at the end.

I guess the new 'shock value' of reality TV is not to be promiscuous or gay, but to be a Mormon. Well, we have plenty of them here for you, so take them....PLEASE!!