Happy Birthday Noah

Today Noah turned 8 years old. I can not believe he is already 8. There is something so unique about Noah. Besides the fact he has a special heart, he is the most creative person I have ever met. He is a down right turd sometimes, mainly to Addie, but he is also so tenderhearted and sweet.

I secretly hope he becomes a great tattoo artist, then I can fill my body with his work and walk around telling everyone, "Hey, look what my kid did!" I know, my aspirations for my children are a little troubling at times.

The Future Jack Sparrow

That's my little Pirate!! Intead of Rum, he prefers Ice Cream and Cake.

That makes him more like his Daddy!!

When I say Daddy, I mean Daddy Gabe, not Johnny Depp.

The DNA tests are still out, I will let you know as soon as we hear back.

New Hair....

Don't you just love my new hair?? I think it looks like Neapolitan Ice cream, (brown, pink and blonde) I seriously want to lick my own damn skull!! I think next time I am going to add blue streaks as well. I really look pissed though don't I. If you didn't know me better, you might guess I was a raging bitch.......oh....hmmmm.....well...whatever!

Awwwwe...I Wuv Him!

That's all, I just wanted you to know.

Ahhhh...Memories...

I was taking a stroll down memory lane, and started thinking about the things that reminded me of being a teenager, and I came up with the following list of tags that would describe it-

Black Leather Jackets

KJQ
Black Nailpoilsh

Mosh Pits
Black Lipstick

Scamming
Disintegration

Slam Books
Pretty Hate Machine

Eternity Perfume
Nevermind

Dr. Marten's
Body Piercings

Sleeping out for Concert Tickets (The Cure-Front Row!!!!)
Dance Clubs

120 Minutes
Clove Cigarettes

Red Henna
Making Movies

Striped Tights

Starburst Wrappers

This list could go on and on, but that is a good start. And for those of you who think that sounds odd, back off, it was some of the best times of my life.

One month ago today....

It has already been one month since my fainting accident, and I am well on my way to putting it all past me. After a roller coaster ride consisting of numerous tests, waiting and doctors appointments, I have pretty much been given a clean bill of health. I could not ask for a better outcome.

Here are some beautiful pictures of the 'OUCHY!!'

This one was taken the morning after. There is a lot of swelling, in fact,

I could not open my eye at all. The bruising hadn't really started yet though.

This one was taken a long time later, after the swelling had gone down and the bruising was starting to go away.

I still have a few issues from the fall, like I have a hard lump in my cheek that doesn't seem to be going away, I don't have feeling in part of my face, and of course, the scar. But overall, I must admit, I looks really great compared to the first time I saw it at the plastic surgeons office.

So no more calling me 'scare face' or 'scar-y', okay??

Food Find

Well, you can always count on a fat girl to scope out some good eats, so here it is-

Disney Birthday Bash Ice Cream

It has the following-

Cake Batter Ice Cream
Sprinkles
Frosting

Hello? Did someone say fabulous?

Buy it, try it, thank me later.

Snow Patrol is soooooooo Awesome!!

Last night, Gabe Kim and I went to the Snow Patrol concert. It was a Christmas gift I got from Gabe. I have been looking forward to this night for a looooong time. Well, anyone who has heard Snow Patrols' albums know that they are so unbelievably awesome. Let me tell you, they are ten times better live, which I think all bands should be, but aren't. Nothing is more disappointing than buying tickets to a concert to see a band live, only to discover that they don't live up to all the editing and mixing and sound adjustments made on their CD's. Well, I can not stress how completely unbelievable Snow Patrol was. Their light show, their interaction with the audience, obviously their music and lyrics , their energy that completely fit the mood of every song, every moment of it was just unreal.

Well, with all that said........I can not stand some people at concerts!! Who doesn't want to spend money to go out and have a great time?? But have you ever been to a concert where people around you just put a damper in it?? Snow Patrol have some songs where there is a build up in their song....then it stops....silence....then it starts again. It is a very powerful moment in the songs, but for some reason, the dumb snatch next to us chose those very moments to scream, giggle, yell about the beverage in her hand, whistle and just annoy the shit out of us. The guys she was with were ridiculous as well. She was the kind of girl I associate with bar trash. She has been there since she was young, and will be there well into her 50's. I swear she was about 5 seconds away from pulling up her top and showing her tits to everyone. I know this may be normal practice at some concerts, but seriously, I am convinced she had no idea who Snow Patrol even was. I was about 5 seconds away from giving her a nice punch in the ol' baby maker, a nice kung fu move right to the cooter. We decided it would be in our best interest to leave the bar and go back downstairs, where the young kids are, where we could actually ENJOY the show! It is pretty sad when you leave the adults to play with the kids, but let me tell you, it was way more rad, and they all seemed to get it.

With all that said, it was such an awesome night, and I hope to God they come back soon!!!!

30th Birthday Shout Out....

Katie, oh how I wish I could be there celebrating your 30th Birthday with you. I swear it was just yesterday we were eating cream cheese stuffed french toast served to us by a very attractive waitress, sitting by a roaring fire and just enjoying each others' coziness. You have forever made your mark on my heart pretty one.

I was browsing on Hot Topics website, which, where else would I go to think of you? Well, I am afraid to inform you that the dead girl (not Mickey) shirt is gone. I have found a few other options though, just say the word and they are yours!

First we have a t-shirt, not at all resembling the 'classic' one which I own and you envy, but it does have a dead girl on it, so the theme still applies here.




Next, we have my favorite, and I am sure it is yours as well. Everyone who knows you, knows that you love purses. Well, my God, if I haven't found the perfect bag for you!! You have two adorable puppies, and what better way to remind yourself of them than this bag?

Like I said, just say the word and they are on the way to you. I seriously hope you have a great time, whatever you do, and just remember, I am there with you in spirit. Can't you feel me next to you by the angry lake? I am there.......with you......