Today be 'National Talk Like a Pirate Day'
Smartly, me lass and get to talkin' like one.
Arrr!
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
2 comments:
what is your absolute favorite pirate picture? is it the one from nordstorm or is it another one? i love johnny depp! but hes not a pirate pic so ya. the one from nordstrom is so cool!
I love J.D., but the tattoo I want is from the purse at Nordstrom. Wasn't it rad? I want it so bad!
Hey, I did not say one single word of that in pirate!
Arrr, I suck and should be walking the plank at sundown...
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