Wood in the hole!!
Yeah baby, I have wood in my hole!! (Get your mind out of the gutter, I am referring to my house-you sick bastard!)
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
But I wanted to be the next polygamist wife!!
Did you hear they arrested Warren Jeffs, the leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ (you know, the Mormons) Okay, the F.L.D.S. is not recognized by the current more popular L.D.S. church. He was on the F.B.I's Ten Most Wanted list and he is just about the dreamiest thing I have ever set eyes on!! Don't deny it ladies, you know how sexy a bad boy is.
But none the less, my dreams have been shattered! I will not be able to be the 41st wife of this church leader, I will not be able to have his children until my uterus can provide life no more, and I sure as hell will not be able to secure my place in heaven since I believe it was my only chance to belong to the 'true' church!
DANG!!
Just in case you need to read the article to know what I am talking about!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14569632/
But none the less, my dreams have been shattered! I will not be able to be the 41st wife of this church leader, I will not be able to have his children until my uterus can provide life no more, and I sure as hell will not be able to secure my place in heaven since I believe it was my only chance to belong to the 'true' church!
DANG!!
Just in case you need to read the article to know what I am talking about!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14569632/
Monday, August 28, 2006
The kids are back in school...at least two of them!
I have bittersweet feelings about the first day of school. It means I have to accept the fact that I now have an 8th grader (Did you read that? An 8th grader!! How did that happen? Oh yeah, I remember....um....nevermind!) And I also have to drop my little boy off to a big kid classroom. Hell, second grade is serious shit!! No more smiley faces and rainbows decorating the walls. It is all about chapter books, math graphs and dead presidents gracing the room. Definitely more serious! I remember my second grade teacher, I HATED her!! I knew she was a mean ol' witch before I even knew what it was. Just thinking about Mrs. Brimhall makes me feel a little creeped out. Yeah, it really was that bad. You would seriously risk getting a bladder infection before asking her for a hall pass....seriously!
This is also the first year I didn't get to take the kids 'first day of school' pictures on my front porch. It sounds like a silly thing to get all bummed out about, but it's true, I miss the same backdrop they have had since the very first day of this all too important occasion. I only hope the new house will hold up to the standards that has been set by the old place. I have a feeling it will be awesome, but for some reason, just not the same.
I have bittersweet feelings about the first day of school. It means I have to accept the fact that I now have an 8th grader (Did you read that? An 8th grader!! How did that happen? Oh yeah, I remember....um....nevermind!) And I also have to drop my little boy off to a big kid classroom. Hell, second grade is serious shit!! No more smiley faces and rainbows decorating the walls. It is all about chapter books, math graphs and dead presidents gracing the room. Definitely more serious! I remember my second grade teacher, I HATED her!! I knew she was a mean ol' witch before I even knew what it was. Just thinking about Mrs. Brimhall makes me feel a little creeped out. Yeah, it really was that bad. You would seriously risk getting a bladder infection before asking her for a hall pass....seriously!
This is also the first year I didn't get to take the kids 'first day of school' pictures on my front porch. It sounds like a silly thing to get all bummed out about, but it's true, I miss the same backdrop they have had since the very first day of this all too important occasion. I only hope the new house will hold up to the standards that has been set by the old place. I have a feeling it will be awesome, but for some reason, just not the same.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Dilana.....Now I think you are a Biatch!!
Yes, Rockstar, one of my guilty pleasures will receive another post! I was really rooting for you Dilana, really I was. Well, I think I have changed my mind. Keeping it professional is one thing, but when you ditch your personal relationships for your own personal gain, you are just plain ass nasty!! I know someone like this, and although I feel like she really cares about me, I think she can be the BIGGEST BITCH and part of me wishes she would just choose a side, and not ride the fence. When she actually does come around and start treating me descent, I just get confused!! Hey, I know you are a bitch, SO AM I, but not to the people I truely care about!!
Yes, Rockstar, one of my guilty pleasures will receive another post! I was really rooting for you Dilana, really I was. Well, I think I have changed my mind. Keeping it professional is one thing, but when you ditch your personal relationships for your own personal gain, you are just plain ass nasty!! I know someone like this, and although I feel like she really cares about me, I think she can be the BIGGEST BITCH and part of me wishes she would just choose a side, and not ride the fence. When she actually does come around and start treating me descent, I just get confused!! Hey, I know you are a bitch, SO AM I, but not to the people I truely care about!!
Monday, August 21, 2006
Oh, I got so drunk this weekend.....
Don't you hate it when you come to work and that is all people are talking about?? This happens to Gabe at work all the time. He said the same losers come in every Monday with their bullshit stories about how thay have no idea how they made it home, or some crazy shit they did, or shit they think they did because they were too drunk too remember. Bullshit!!
I have had plenty of weekends where I would rather not remember, I just wish I could reflect on them as I am in the middle of a drunken stuper so I can think to myself, "Heather, we do not want to go back there again, do we?" "Have some water, take an asprin and wait awhile before you grab that sexy cocktail waitress with the big tits, easy spirit shoes and fake nails" I had a binge drinking weekend, but my only regret is that Gabe was not there to play his usual 'Reasonable Thinker' role and talk me out of going past my 'Happy Point' where I can still have a rad time, but have no remorse in the morning. I have no logic when I drink! No, that's not true, I know the difference between right and wrong, I don't drive when I drink, or do dumb shit like that. But sometimes it helps to have him there being reasonable, even if I do act a little annoyed when he is dispensing his wisdom to me. I love him, he makes me a better person for all the right reasons.
Don't you hate it when you come to work and that is all people are talking about?? This happens to Gabe at work all the time. He said the same losers come in every Monday with their bullshit stories about how thay have no idea how they made it home, or some crazy shit they did, or shit they think they did because they were too drunk too remember. Bullshit!!
I have had plenty of weekends where I would rather not remember, I just wish I could reflect on them as I am in the middle of a drunken stuper so I can think to myself, "Heather, we do not want to go back there again, do we?" "Have some water, take an asprin and wait awhile before you grab that sexy cocktail waitress with the big tits, easy spirit shoes and fake nails" I had a binge drinking weekend, but my only regret is that Gabe was not there to play his usual 'Reasonable Thinker' role and talk me out of going past my 'Happy Point' where I can still have a rad time, but have no remorse in the morning. I have no logic when I drink! No, that's not true, I know the difference between right and wrong, I don't drive when I drink, or do dumb shit like that. But sometimes it helps to have him there being reasonable, even if I do act a little annoyed when he is dispensing his wisdom to me. I love him, he makes me a better person for all the right reasons.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Grrrrrrr........
I love my Mother, I can't even begin to explain what a wonderful, caring person she is, far beyond what I could ever even hope to be in life....... However. Okay, if I can ever give a piece of advice that is worth anything, here it is. 'DO NOT BUILD YOUR HOUSE NEXT TO YOUR MOTHER!!!' Yes, I know, the idea seems charming and fun at first, then it starts to get stressful, especially when her house will be done about three months before yours will be, but stressful doesn't even begin to describe it!! It must be a mother/daughter thing, you know, crashing female personalities, but it is getting to be a little more than I can handle!!
Today our Building Rep. came in to meet with the two of us about the houses. After she went through all her changes, it was my turn. (so I thought!) Everytime we started to go over my 'stuff', she would interupt by either saying, "Oh, I have another question" (wait until I am done Mother), or "What changes are you making? Maybe I want to do it too" (are you kidding me?) It went on and on like this for roughly a half of an hour before her appointment FINALLY arrived and she left. At the end, she has not only changed her appliances to be EXACTLY the same as mine, but has chosen the same stucco as me as well. I just had to call Luke(builing rep.) and change the color of my stucco now, something I am not happy about considering I really like my stucco choice, because I know I will get an angry feeling in my belly everytime I drive up to my house and see that my neighbor has the same colored house as me!! I am petty, I admit it, but COME ON!!!
Gabe mostly laughs it off, but he was begining to get a little annoyed everytime she would comment, "Oh, your house will start soon and pass mine right up" (huh??), or anytime anyone commented on how long it was taking to start our house and she would reply, "It isn't like they haven't done anything to their house." I don't consider painting the Lot# on the cement actually starting my house, but that's just me!!
But like I said earlier, Grrrrrr......
I love my Mother, I can't even begin to explain what a wonderful, caring person she is, far beyond what I could ever even hope to be in life....... However. Okay, if I can ever give a piece of advice that is worth anything, here it is. 'DO NOT BUILD YOUR HOUSE NEXT TO YOUR MOTHER!!!' Yes, I know, the idea seems charming and fun at first, then it starts to get stressful, especially when her house will be done about three months before yours will be, but stressful doesn't even begin to describe it!! It must be a mother/daughter thing, you know, crashing female personalities, but it is getting to be a little more than I can handle!!
Today our Building Rep. came in to meet with the two of us about the houses. After she went through all her changes, it was my turn. (so I thought!) Everytime we started to go over my 'stuff', she would interupt by either saying, "Oh, I have another question" (wait until I am done Mother), or "What changes are you making? Maybe I want to do it too" (are you kidding me?) It went on and on like this for roughly a half of an hour before her appointment FINALLY arrived and she left. At the end, she has not only changed her appliances to be EXACTLY the same as mine, but has chosen the same stucco as me as well. I just had to call Luke(builing rep.) and change the color of my stucco now, something I am not happy about considering I really like my stucco choice, because I know I will get an angry feeling in my belly everytime I drive up to my house and see that my neighbor has the same colored house as me!! I am petty, I admit it, but COME ON!!!
Gabe mostly laughs it off, but he was begining to get a little annoyed everytime she would comment, "Oh, your house will start soon and pass mine right up" (huh??), or anytime anyone commented on how long it was taking to start our house and she would reply, "It isn't like they haven't done anything to their house." I don't consider painting the Lot# on the cement actually starting my house, but that's just me!!
But like I said earlier, Grrrrrr......
Monday, August 14, 2006
Detox please.......DETOX!!
Oh man, I have really done it now! I have consumed more sugar this weekend than I have had in nearly an entire months time. Yesterday I was in a pissy poor mood, no doubt related to the sweet syrup running through my veins. Gabe is so awesome when this happens. His solution of getting out and taking a walk when I get in these moods seems to be logical enough, even if I do bitch about it the entire time we are gone. As much as I love sugar, it does not love me. I only wish I could remember that before I get out of control. All things in moderation eh'? Like my screwed up mind understands what moderation is. Blah!!!!
Oh man, I have really done it now! I have consumed more sugar this weekend than I have had in nearly an entire months time. Yesterday I was in a pissy poor mood, no doubt related to the sweet syrup running through my veins. Gabe is so awesome when this happens. His solution of getting out and taking a walk when I get in these moods seems to be logical enough, even if I do bitch about it the entire time we are gone. As much as I love sugar, it does not love me. I only wish I could remember that before I get out of control. All things in moderation eh'? Like my screwed up mind understands what moderation is. Blah!!!!
Friday, August 11, 2006
Happy Birthday Zaney Baby!!
Today the last of the Griffith clan will be turning two! I can not believe how fast it has gone. Zane is the perfect child. Mild mannered, silly, amazing, beautiful, well, in just word, he is perfect, absolutely PERFECT!!
I love trying to imagine what my children will be when they grow up. Zane, or 'the Monkey' as we refer to him, will be some type of heavy duty stunt double or daredevil. The child has no fear, he will jump off anything, climb everything and is just plain crazy!
I love you baby, you are truely the perfect ending to our family!!
Today the last of the Griffith clan will be turning two! I can not believe how fast it has gone. Zane is the perfect child. Mild mannered, silly, amazing, beautiful, well, in just word, he is perfect, absolutely PERFECT!!
I love trying to imagine what my children will be when they grow up. Zane, or 'the Monkey' as we refer to him, will be some type of heavy duty stunt double or daredevil. The child has no fear, he will jump off anything, climb everything and is just plain crazy!
I love you baby, you are truely the perfect ending to our family!!
Thursday, August 10, 2006
And I think to myself, what a Wonderful World.....
I am going to try and stop watching the news. How depressing!! In the last 3 weeks there has been a child kidnapped and murdered, 2 children dead in a flash flood, a violent sexual assault, and this last Monday, a dead body discovered in a freezer!! This is just local news!! Don't even get me started on the national news. I want the world to be as simple as the movie Anchorman. You know, the top story being about a waterskiing Squirrel, or the Panda Bear at the local Zoo having a baby.
I'm done, it is depressing and I don't need it!! From now on it is reality television and the Food Network. I don't mind being an ignoramus, really, I don't.
I am going to try and stop watching the news. How depressing!! In the last 3 weeks there has been a child kidnapped and murdered, 2 children dead in a flash flood, a violent sexual assault, and this last Monday, a dead body discovered in a freezer!! This is just local news!! Don't even get me started on the national news. I want the world to be as simple as the movie Anchorman. You know, the top story being about a waterskiing Squirrel, or the Panda Bear at the local Zoo having a baby.
I'm done, it is depressing and I don't need it!! From now on it is reality television and the Food Network. I don't mind being an ignoramus, really, I don't.
Friday, August 04, 2006
Footings are in the hole!!
Well, after waiting for 6 months for just a hole in the ground, they also have the footings completed! We are moving now, let's get this bitch done!!
Gabe and I had cable installed at my Dads house while we are staying there. Football season is coming up and we have to have Sunday ticket. I haven't seen Gabe smile this much since the Steelers won the Superbowl this last year. Ahhh, the little pleasures in life, Cable T.V., and cement footings in our hole!! Talk about living the dream!!
Well, after waiting for 6 months for just a hole in the ground, they also have the footings completed! We are moving now, let's get this bitch done!!
Gabe and I had cable installed at my Dads house while we are staying there. Football season is coming up and we have to have Sunday ticket. I haven't seen Gabe smile this much since the Steelers won the Superbowl this last year. Ahhh, the little pleasures in life, Cable T.V., and cement footings in our hole!! Talk about living the dream!!
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Dang you Rock Star, Daaaaaang YOU!!
Okay, lately I have noticed that two of my bad habits revolve around two words! ROCK STAR! The drink, and the show. What the *f* man!
I love drinking Rock Star, I have convinced myself that unless I have had one of these bubbly beauties, I can not function. Well, the truth is that I barely function with or without it, so I think it is time to wean myself. I need a placebo, something that has no teeth rotting, heart pounding, addicting effect. Hmmmmm.......
Now for Rock Star Supernova. I love this show, LOVE IT!! I get excited for Tuesday and Wednesday nights for this reason alone. I take it personally when the person I love gets in the bottom three ( I love you Toby ) and I love watching people who suck shit and fail. I know that sounds mean, but c'mon, admit it, it's fun. I could never have enough confidence to even attempt something so bold, but there is no harm in laughing at those who SUCK!! I want Dilana to win, but I think it will come down to Dilana, Storm or Lucas. All awesome choices in my opinion. I think Toby would be good too, but I would just like to see more of him period. Shirt off please! It is a guilty pleasure, but every one has one right? Something you like but know that it is dumb?
Well, I am going to get a Rock Star and look at the message boards online to see what they are saying about the performances. Here's to guilty pleasures!!
Okay, lately I have noticed that two of my bad habits revolve around two words! ROCK STAR! The drink, and the show. What the *f* man!
I love drinking Rock Star, I have convinced myself that unless I have had one of these bubbly beauties, I can not function. Well, the truth is that I barely function with or without it, so I think it is time to wean myself. I need a placebo, something that has no teeth rotting, heart pounding, addicting effect. Hmmmmm.......
Now for Rock Star Supernova. I love this show, LOVE IT!! I get excited for Tuesday and Wednesday nights for this reason alone. I take it personally when the person I love gets in the bottom three ( I love you Toby ) and I love watching people who suck shit and fail. I know that sounds mean, but c'mon, admit it, it's fun. I could never have enough confidence to even attempt something so bold, but there is no harm in laughing at those who SUCK!! I want Dilana to win, but I think it will come down to Dilana, Storm or Lucas. All awesome choices in my opinion. I think Toby would be good too, but I would just like to see more of him period. Shirt off please! It is a guilty pleasure, but every one has one right? Something you like but know that it is dumb?
Well, I am going to get a Rock Star and look at the message boards online to see what they are saying about the performances. Here's to guilty pleasures!!
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