And I think to myself, what a Wonderful World.....

I am going to try and stop watching the news. How depressing!! In the last 3 weeks there has been a child kidnapped and murdered, 2 children dead in a flash flood, a violent sexual assault, and this last Monday, a dead body discovered in a freezer!! This is just local news!! Don't even get me started on the national news. I want the world to be as simple as the movie Anchorman. You know, the top story being about a waterskiing Squirrel, or the Panda Bear at the local Zoo having a baby.

I'm done, it is depressing and I don't need it!! From now on it is reality television and the Food Network. I don't mind being an ignoramus, really, I don't.